Finger On The Button

Well you got your finger drummer desk

How ‘bout you get some rest now

You ain’t been doin’ jack

‘Cept hang around the office

And wait around for talk that’s

Bound for behind your back

And you got your finger on the button, finger on the button

Ain’t you been talkin’ big about something

Penny roll a’guttin’ a cannibal cannonball

Breaker funnin’ wag it til’ you’re nothing

But a finger on a button too

And you got your creamsicle complexion

Paid for your erections 

You laugh and talk of thee and thine

To hover on the news boy

Cover up the bruise boy

Your knuckle made a real shine

But you’re balking in a beehive 

Talking out your behind

You tweet a bad tune or two

Nah you ain’t in no position

To call it inefficient

Boy we oughta just deport you!